student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
hAVE YOU EVER bEEN IN LIKE ONE OF THE GREATEST MOODS EVER AND THEN SOMEONE JUST SAYS ONE THING AND YOUR MOOD JUST GOES
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When amazing people have a bad family, bad life, constant problems.
The Avengers. It’s what we call ourselves, sort of like a team.
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I’VE BEEN WAITING AN ENTIRE YEAR FOR THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
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