me: i'm a wizard.
person: then prove it.
me: sorry i can't, no magic outside hogwarts.
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Hermione: Well, I was curious, so I went to -
Harry and Ron: The library.
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
metallikato: I see a little silhouetto of a man ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE Will you do the fandango? ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ ＡＮＤ ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ ＶＥＲＹ ＶＥＲＹ ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ Me! Galileo,Galileo Galileo,Galileo Galileo, Figaro magnificooooooooooo~
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sometimes i dont know who is lazier me or the guy who made the libyan flag
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I like to think that Hedwig didn't die. She only...
softspokensparrow: I’m coming Harry..!!